Hosted experience request • reply with confirmation details

Turn a regular day into something you’ll actually remember.

Tell us the date and group size that works for you. Our team coordinates the hosted format, shares confirmation timing, and answers questions so you can show up confident.

City New Orleans
State Louisiana
Duration 1 hour 30 minutes to 2 hours (approx.)
Language English

Tour highlights at a glance

A hosted, experience-style outing built around local moments and structured fun—so your group knows exactly what to do next.

1 hour 30 minutes to 2 hours (approx.)
Best for
Groups & first-timers
  • Clear start point and guided flow
  • Designed for a social pace
Hosted format
  • Remote host support throughout
  • Practical assistance when you need it
In New Orleans
  • Local spots and curated checkpoints
  • Room for laughs, photos, and questions

Included

What you receive as part of the experience request.

    None of the places we go to require a fee.
Max group size
5
Location
united-states
Confirmation: You’ll receive a reply with the confirmation timing and the specific start details.

Not included

A quick look at what you’ll handle separately.

    Alcoholic Beverages Soda/Pop Bottled water
We’ll also answer any “does this work for our group?” questions before your booking is confirmed.

Detailed tour information

Practical guidance, what to expect, and how the hosted flow works.

Join my French Quarter Dark History Comedy Walking tour for dark history, haunts, and laughs. As a stand-up comedian/actor, I'm here to entertain you while sneaking some dark history into the mix. After all, I love performing, and the macabre. You'll think, "It's like drunk history but the guide isn't drunk!" The tour includes haunted bars, restaurants, and even bathrooms, as well as Jackson Square, and Lalaurie Mansion, among other haunted hot spots.
  • Hear tales about New Orleans' very own pirate, Jean Lafitte
  • Take a peek into a vampire store and learn about the city's vampires
  • Visit haunted hotels, bars, and bathrooms
  • Learn about the vampire brides of the Ursuline Convent

What To Expect

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Jackson Square

We will start our tour here and learn why New Orleans is the city of the dead.

10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

St. Louis Cathedral

We will walk down Pirate's Alley next to St. Louis Cathedral, where we will discuss our famous New Orleans pirate, Jean Laffite.

5 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Boutique du Vampyre

We will learn about the vampires of New Orleans, where the secret vampire speakeasy is, and if we have time, take a peek into the vampire store!

10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Royal Street

We will stop at 800 Royal street, the famous building that once housed a pair of New Orleans vampire brothers.

• Admission Ticket Free

Royal Street

Hear the haunting of the Andrew Jackson Hotel

10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Lalaurie Mansion

The stop everyone wants to see, the famous LaLaurie Mansion. The most haunted house in New Orleans. American Horry Story: Coven has given this house pop-culture fame.

10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Old Ursuline Convent Museum

Our last stop on the tour! We will learn about the legend of the vampire brides locked up on the third floor.

10 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Lafitte's Blacksmith Shop Bar

Our bathroom bar break will be at the longest running bar in the US

15 minutes • Admission Ticket Free

Travel planning, handled with care

From the moment you reach out, you’ll get plain-language answers and a confirmation that matches your group.

Clear confirmation

We confirm practical details so you’re not guessing—when to arrive, what to prepare, and how the hosted flow works.

Thoughtful pacing

Designed for real groups: a structured experience with room for photos, questions, and a relaxed rhythm.

Support when it matters

Need accessibility guidance or group adjustments? Tell us what you need before confirmation.

Practical guidance

A few things to help your request go smoothly.

  • Bring a smartphone with GPS and messaging enabled for the hosted remote flow.
  • Weather can affect walking comfort—share accessibility notes so we can advise.
  • If you’re traveling as a group, include everyone’s rough schedule so we can match timing.
We’ll confirm the most accurate start details after your request is reviewed.

FAQ

Request this experience

Tell us your group details and preferred date. We’ll reply with confirmation and any helpful preparation notes.

We may use your phone to coordinate hosted details. Use a number you can actually answer.
By sending this request, you’re asking to be contacted about booking details for French Quarter Dark History, Haunts, and Laughs in New Orleans , Louisiana.